I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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