help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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