I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Someone came in the potted fern
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
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