Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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