Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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