The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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