There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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