So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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