i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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