It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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