we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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