Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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