Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
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