forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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