When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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