honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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