as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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