im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
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