he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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