Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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