he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
