But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
how do you play pong handcuffed?
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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