The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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