Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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