You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Randomize
