It's like God shit irony all over that family
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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