It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Randomize