Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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