I CAN MOONWALK!
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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