I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
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