While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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