Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
i barfeds in our rink
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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