yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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