Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
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