It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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