You really coming over, don't trick.
Welp...herpes.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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