just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
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