Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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