i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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