Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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