Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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