Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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