When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
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