Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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