Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Randomize
