i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
She announced her abortion via fbk
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
Operation Purity has been aborted
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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