I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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