she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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