Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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