Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I am available for nakedness
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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