Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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