did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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