Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
I think people are normalizing furries
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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