I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
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