3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
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