I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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