Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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